BEER HUMOR

A guy comes home drunk and is met by his wife, who is scowling..

"Where you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new brewery," he says. "The Golden Brewery. Everything there is golden."

"Bullogna" Says she, "There's no such place!"

The guy says, "Sure there is! Joint's got huge golden doors, a golden floor. Heck, even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Brewery. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Brewery?" she asks.

"Yes, it is," the bartender answers.

"Do you have big golden doors?"

"Sure we do.", says the Bartender.

"Do you have golden floors?"

"Yup, we really do."

"What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy who pissed in your saxophone!"